Getting Pregnant Jokes

Jokes About Getting Pregnant

Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers instead of briefs?
A. Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

Q. What do you call a pregnancy that is started while using birth control?
A. A Misconception

Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?
A. Only have sex once a year.

Q. Can a woman get pregnant from a toilet seat?
A. Yes, but the baby will be awfully funny looking!

Q. What is a chastity belt?
A. A labor saving device

Q. Can a mother get pregnant if she is nursing?
A. Yes, but it's a lot easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.

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Funny Pregnancy Jokes

Joke About Determining Gender

Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch, when one of them says, "I know that I'm going to have a boy."
The other two women think about that for a moment, and then one of them says, "OK, how do you know you're going to have a boy?"
"Well, when the child was conceived," says the first women, "I was on top. So I'm going to have a boy."
They sit and eat for a few minutes more, and then the second woman says, "Well, I'm going to have a girl."
"OK," says the first one, "how do you know you're going to have a girl?"
"Well, when my child was conceived, I was on the bottom. So I'm going to have a girl."
They sit and eat for a few minutes more, the third woman obviously getting more and more distressed, until finally she breaks down into horrible sobbing.
"What's wrong?" the first two women ask with concern.
The third woman manages to stifle her sobs long enough to only say one thing....
"I'm going to have a puppy!"

Pregnancy Just for Laughs

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