The Perfect
Diet
A terribly
overweight woman goes to her doctor about her
weight, so her
doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want
you to eat vegetables and grains for 2 days, then skip a
day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks. The next
time I see
you, you will
have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the woman
returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly
20 pounds.
"Why,
that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The woman
nodded. "I'll tell you though, I
thought I was going
to drop dead
that third day."
"From
hunger, you mean?"
"No, from
skipping."
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