Jokes About Getting Pregnant
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers instead of briefs?
A. Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.
Q. What do you call a pregnancy that is started while using birth control?
A. A Misconception
Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?
A. Only have sex once a year.
Q. Can a woman get pregnant from a toilet seat?
A. Yes, but the baby will be awfully funny looking!
Q. What is a chastity belt?
A. A labor saving device
Q. Can a mother get pregnant if she is nursing?
A. Yes, but it's a lot easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.
Source: http://sarahswitalski.hubpages.com/hub/pregnancy-jokes
A. Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.
Q. What do you call a pregnancy that is started while using birth control?
A. A Misconception
Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?
A. Only have sex once a year.
Q. Can a woman get pregnant from a toilet seat?
A. Yes, but the baby will be awfully funny looking!
Q. What is a chastity belt?
A. A labor saving device
Q. Can a mother get pregnant if she is nursing?
A. Yes, but it's a lot easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.
Source: http://sarahswitalski.hubpages.com/hub/pregnancy-jokes
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